shattered

broken hearts. brilliant minds.

dinogatorr:

finalfantasyfootball:

"We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us." abloo abloo abloo bluhh blah blah bluh blah bluuuuooouuuuaaahhhhhhhhbloooooooooooooooo

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(via itsmemacleod)

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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(via me-myself-and-the-emu)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

(via shilled)

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via crunchier)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via academy)